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 Post subject: Re: Sharks
PostPosted: 14 Jun 2009, 14:47 
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Thank you Hero for bringing some humour here.

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 Post subject: Re: Sharks
PostPosted: 14 Jun 2009, 14:49 
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Hero wrote:
Students, I'm afraid your teacher Mr Jono will be leaving his position as 3rd grade teacher (and internet language police) as he doesn't have an understanding of what a syllable is, further more, he doesn't know how to spell 'syllable'. Be sure to tune in next week as your new teacher, Mr Hero, will go through what a vowel and noun is and we will learn four new words: mat, hat, sat, cat. I hope Mr Jono sits in through this class as he may learn something.


News just in, Rove called Jono yesterday. Are you smarter than a 5th grader has a new season coming up in August.

Just joking Jono. I think Hero may have been having a laugh whoever is taking it seriously.

If you want to talk about shark shields, each for their own. Plenty of top divers never bother with them (not saying all). Personally, I'll take my chances of being eaten. It's not very likely.

Anyone seen the video of a bloke in the water, without a shark shield or cage pushing very placcid GWS on the nose when they come at him.


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 Post subject: Re: Sharks
PostPosted: 14 Jun 2009, 20:13 
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Nobody can fully educate the wide range of illiterates on the internet.

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 Post subject: Re: Sharks
PostPosted: 15 Jun 2009, 13:54 
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Kurt wrote:
Nobody can fully educate the wide range of illiterates on the internet.

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That's gold!!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Sharks
PostPosted: 16 Jun 2009, 14:13 
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Does Hero also have a tele-marketing channel on cable ?

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 Post subject: Re: Sharks
PostPosted: 16 Jun 2009, 22:18 
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BURRRRRN That was pretty funny.


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 Post subject: Re: Sharks
PostPosted: 18 Jun 2009, 13:03 
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You guys reckon you`ve garnished an education from somewhere ! - I do`nt believe he fialled at all.:P

Kurt , everyone who did 3`rd grade geography would realise that that is Tipperary Park / USA to the north of the road in the picture - the linesman is just doing the boundary roads of the park surrounds because no-one in that area can afford a GPS.

OH DERRRHHH

ps : well done hero :mrgreen:

This is a free-for-all !

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 Post subject: Re: Sharks
PostPosted: 18 Jun 2009, 17:57 
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I do believe that barely anyone teaches geography anymore and it is a dieing area of study. Not to mention it is an edit. :|


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 Post subject: Re: Sharks
PostPosted: 18 Jun 2009, 18:22 
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Kurt wrote:
I do believe that barely anyone teaches geography anymore and it is a dieing area of study. Not to mention it is an edit. :|


Dying?

Spelling is evidently?


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 Post subject: Re: Sharks
PostPosted: 19 Jun 2009, 00:01 
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Yes Tom. :lol:
That's my generation for you.


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 Post subject: Re: Sharks
PostPosted: 19 Jun 2009, 20:20 
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Hey Kurt , I thought I had better edit three times to make it more look more comprehensible to anyone who did`nt understand my last cryptic effort on "spearing the menu" earlier this year (no names mentioned but the 2 initials were XX ! :roll: )

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 Post subject: Re: Sharks
PostPosted: 25 Oct 2009, 20:18 
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shark shields; they will save your life!!!! just like a sabre tooth tiger protection rock from ebay, i still havent been attack by a sabre tooth tiger with my rock by my side.
"Lisa i would like to buy your rock"
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 Post subject: Re: Sharks
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:lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Sharks
PostPosted: 25 Oct 2009, 21:40 
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mullet this is serious stuff, would you like to buy my rock? field tested for 5 years to keep away sabre tooth tigers...


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 Post subject: Re: Sharks
PostPosted: 26 Oct 2009, 15:40 
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I havent giggled so much for a long time.


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